The Prince and the Princess (It's so Funny).htm

[مدمن قهوة]

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.



But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter What;

****l,
wood,

stone,

Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?



He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter =ouches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."


The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king ' s wealth.



THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

The second prince brought diamonds

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess,

"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince ' s pants?

(Scroll down for the answer)







M&M ' s of course. They melt in your mouth, =ot in your hand.





What were you thinking??

[صمت مغتربة]

هههههههههههههههههههههه

حلوه يامدمن ...

اخرتها ام اند امز ,,,تذوب في فمك وليس في يدك ...والله راح بالي في شي ثاني ...

وقلت ايش هو الشي اللي لمسته الاميره وماذاب بيدها ...!!!

الحمد لله طلعت حلاوة ,,,


شكرا لك اخي الكريم ....




صمت مغتربة

[بنت الخليج]

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!


أنا ما عجبتني القصة ولا أشوفها تضحك ،بالعكس فيها تلميحات ما عجبتني .
ثانيا المفروض كل ما ينشر في منتدى رفحا يكون باللغة العربية.

[مدمن قهوة]

اهم شيء التفكير الايجابي وليس السلبي لهذا الطرح

[فهد]

الحمدلله اني ما اعرف اللغه الانجليزيه

دام الموضوع به تلميحات وقذاره

الله يحسن خاتمتنا

[رفحاوي]

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اسمي موجود ؟!!

ترجموا لنا خلونا نضحك معكم ...

الصخراوي هد اللعب الله يهديك ...
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[أمواج الشرقية]

من ناحية فيه تلميحات شوي بايخه .. فيه ..

القصة قصة ملك عنده بنت كل ما تلمس شي يذوب .. فشال همها كيف بتتزوج بعدين .. و أعلن عن تحدي اللي يجيب شي ولا يذوب في يد البنت راح يتزوجها ..

فثلاثة أمراء قبلوا التحدي ..

الأول جاب حديد .. و مانفع ..
الثاني جاب ألماس .. ولا فيه نتيجه ..
جا الثالث قال للأميره دخلي يدك بجيبي و شوفي وش فيه ..
و دخلت يدها فحست بشي صلب ولا ذاب ..
وفرح الملك والناس كلهم .. وتزوج الأمير الأميره ..

بالأخير سؤال ..

وش تظن ان الأميره مسكت لما دخلت يدها في جيب الأمير ؟

الجواب : شوكولاتة أم أند أمز ..

[رفحاوي]

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امواج الشرقية ...

مشكورة على الترجمة ...

طيب وش قال ابو الأميرة ؟!!


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[مدمن قهوة]

طيب وش قال ابو الأميرة ؟!!
قال: شوكولاتة أم أند أمز ..بس

[رفحاوي]

مشكور يابو قهوة ...

طيب وش قالت الأميرة ؟!!

[الرجل الذي كويس]

[align=center]Agreed with miss bint alkhaleej , and the main target in my opinion from this publishing is silly and low.[/align]

[المديرالسعودي]

شاكرا تعليقات الجميع

[مدمن قهوة]

These are funny things and having lovely subject, I don’t think it’s so silly and low the subject it is about mind action.

[البشتوني]

يعطيك العافية مدمن

[الدب الداشر]

Thankfully, my lady
"لأني أحس أنها مو راكبة my ودي أشيل